TALKIN' TO NOAH

Cut me open with a rusty knife
Drink a bucket of my blood
But don't tell me about my life
You're talkin' to Noah 'bout the Flood -

Chorus:

Talkin' to the birds about the sky
Talkin' to the turtles 'bout the mud
Talkin' to Mom about apple pie
Talkin' to Noah 'bout the Flood.

Ya eyes are pretty but your brain is dead;
Ya don't even know what I just said
Black leather jacket and a silver stud
Talking to Noah 'bout the Flood.

Wreck my woman and seduce my car
Smoke my whiskey; drink my bud
Don't tell me how bad you are
You're talkin' to Noah 'bout the Flood.

Roadrunner said to that ole Coyote
"Beep beep, sucker" and that's a quote
Bugs Bunny said to Elmer Fudd
You're talkin' to Noah 'bout the Flood.

(alternate chorus)

Talkin' to Casey 'bout the bat
Talking' to Lightnin' 'bout the bud
Talkin' to Felix 'bout the cat
Talkin' to Noah 'bout the flood.