I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cos you're the BEST a man can get!
Hey, are your legs tired? Cos you've been running through my mind all night.
Hey honey, come sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.
Your clothes look great, but they'd look better on my floor!
I lost my undies...can I have yours?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get.
The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Hey that shirt looks becoming on you, of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.
Since when did you start camping in my heart?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Excuse me Miss, but do you have any Irish in you? No, I don't. Want some?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you wanna kiss me?
Your Dad must be a baker, cos you have an amazing set of buns.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
Would you be my love buffet so I can lay you on a table and take what I want?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
There are 265 bones in your body. Would you like another one?
Your father is a thief! Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!
I wanna melt in your mouth, and not in your hands.
Can I be a thief and steal you away?
Does your mom work at UPS? Cos she sure delivered you in a FINE package!
I lost my rubber ducky, will you take a bath with me?
If I were a flashlight would you turn me on?
God must be missing an angel cos you are here with me on Earth.
Excuse me, but can you help me find my way cos I'm lost in your eyes.
Somebody call the police cos it's got to be illegal to look that good.
Forget that, playing doctor's for kids. Lets play gynocologist!
You know what would look good on you? Me.
If you play your cards rite, you can take me home tonite.
Do you have a library card? Cos I wanna check you out!
You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi: I just gotta have one!
I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Hey baby, my name's _______, but you can call me milk, because I'll do your body good.
Your body's name must be Visa cos it's everywhere I want to be!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!
Are you from Tennessee? Cos you're the only ten I see!
I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You must have some overdue books at the library because you've got FINE stamped all over you.
I think I'm a candle because you light my fire and I just melt.
You must be wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world.
Do you know karate, cos your body is kickin!
How do you like yer eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
Your parents must be robbers because they stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
*checks shirt tag* Just checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Am I in heaven because I see an angel.
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